yellowbeard:i did some hypothetical math and she has fucked a lot of dicks
sasquatch: O yeah
sasquatch: but I think daniel has her beat
yellowbeard: actually my hypothetical math applies to her as well.
sasquatch: its high
yellowbeard: let me break down my math for you
sasquatch: please do so
yellowbeard: lets say conservatively they started on the dick at age 16 (this is really conservative considering i know for a fact that jessie started at 14
sasquatch: and daniel
yellowbeard: that is 12 years of dicks, lets round that down to 10 because i am sure they were both faithful to 1 dick for a certain period in their lives which accounts for the missing 2
sasquatch: ok
sasquatch: sounds good so far
yellowbeard: say they went through 1 dick quarterly per year that is 10*4 for easy math and we have 40 dicks apiece.
sasquatch: maybe a bit on the high side since I know each had relationships of 3+ years
yellowbeard: ya but they pulled down more than 4 per year
sasquatch: well years ago I counted daniel’s, and that was just what I KNEW of… it was about 25
yellowbeard: well then my math might be closer than i though
sasquatch: you could be onto something
sasquatch: I can’t even come close to that
yellowbeard: keep in mind now that this is only a conservative estimate, but goddamn 40 dicks that is a lot of dicks. then you think that i am one of the 40 on both! holy shit!
sasquatch: thats why the totals are up there
yellowbeard: this might be blog worthy, but i have to find a way to edit the names
sasquatch: just call them say….. jessie and daniel
yellowbeard: or can i safely assume that if you suck at 40 dicks then you also suck at the internet?
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[…] I got linked to this article the other day. It is about the negatives of actually dating and or being a sex addict. The key thing that I wanted to point out is the monster number this chick put up in 8 years. I wanted to draw attention to the Hypothetical Dick Math Post. At first I though the whores that I knew were impressive. For awhile I even started to think that my whores are only a 3rd of what this whore is. Then it occurred to me that if the whore from the article continues on her pace she is going to take a ridiculous amount of dicks up inside her. If anything this just make porn stars seem more respectable. There is no way that all of them are racking up these kind of scores, but hay I am sure that some of them must be sex addicts as well. […]