We are are familiar with the traditional “ball gag”. Every woman needs one and Marsellus Wallace hates them. Both of these use cases are for good reason.

I was extremely amused this morning when I discovered that this ingenuous product the Ballz Gag exists. Although it probably wouldn’t have been a very good idea for Zed to strap this on Marsellus, you could still really make it work for you. Picture the days when she is just talking way to much and all you want to do is watch some TV. Stop have a seat on the couch and strap her into this. Make a game of it. She has to stay still enough to balance your BEER on her head. Every drop spilled will mean adding an additional 10 min of time with your salty sack in her mouth.  Just brainstorming here, use your imagination, the possibilities are really endless.

Unfortunately, with its $46 price tag it puts the item a little out of reach for the 2010 Yankee Swapp.  Don’t worry I am still searching for the perfect thing under $20.  The Ballz Gag is certainly not overpriced for what it gives back, it is definitely on my personal Christmas list.