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Category: Rant

  • HOT or NOT

    Watts sent me this last week. He appeared to be confused weather or not this pic was hot or disturbing. We both agreed the was AFB’s type regardless of the monster penis. Personally, the tail that looks more like stringy poo hanging from her ass is more disturbing to me than the crazy mutant penis.…

  • More Yankee Swapp Ideas

    Keep those unsightly tan lines out of your ass crack. or Who wouldn’t appreciate a figurine of an elephant rapping a donkey? I know I would put it right in my display case next to Capt. Spaulding.

  • Family VayCay 2010 Day 1.5

    That’s right I am on vacation and really know how to dress for it. Yeah, I have been broadcasting on Twitter & here that I am away from my house. Think this is a good opportunity to rob my house? Well think again. I put a giant black man in my house while I am…

  • TuxComp 4 The iPhone Videos

    As many of you many know we held TuxComp 4 at my house last weekend. Billy was the one who seemed to be the most dedicated to competing. This showed in the end when he emerged the winner. Still not quite sure what exactly the prize was, but it was a lot of fun as…

  • Simple Math

    You do know that girl, girl, guy = awesome, but guy, guy, girl = gay, gay, whore.

  • Fuck Flash in the Ear

    I stop reading these Android vs. iPhone articles the minute I see this statement: “It also will support Flash, something Apple refuses to do, mostly out of spite.” *not spite, but rather a good business decision* Now I agree that the DROID Incredible does look to live up to its name. There are ways that…

  • Open Conversation w/ Employer

    Employer: Yellowbeard, we really appreciate the good work you have been doing for use the past couple years. Is there anything we can do for you? M: Can you get Arrested Development back on the air? E: Try being a little more realistic. M: OK I guess more money would be nice? E: Again you…

  • Good Logo Design

    Download Vector PDF (2908 KB) Yes, I am a graphic designer by trade. Lately I have really started to excel in my skills. Take the above logo that I designed last week. You might say WTF that is easy I could draw that. Well, sure you could, but I did & you would be stealing…

  • Thanks Chad

    So I am kind of pyst at Chad right now. His drunk dumb ass knocked my OLD laptop down last weekend. It cracked part that holds the display up pretty bad. Sure it was my fault for exposing that to drunk dudes in the first place, but I though at our age we would all…

  • You Are Invited

    To The 2009 Yankee Swapp (mouse over the pictures). As long as you know where the Sasquatch lives of course.