That’s right I am on vacation and really know how to dress for it.

Yeah, I have been broadcasting on Twitter & here that I am away from my house. Think this is a good opportunity to rob my house? Well think again. I put a giant black man in my house while I am away. Then told Sas that there was a black man somewhere in FLake. This is a double edge sword. There is a crazy….what? Why are you reading this? My thought process here is very racist and wrong? I can’t post this? Stick to porn stuff, since that is what I know. OK got it.

Besides, I brought all my valuable tech gear with me since I can’t actually “rough it”. Well, roughing it is this Edge only & shitty WiFi reception. I actually have to go out fucking side to get on the WiFi. Still with my vacation time I will do my best to do daily updates. Granted I will not be sober, but fuck it when am I ever. I am also trying to encourage more pictures taken.

Fuckin’, fajitas are almost ready & I am in this whole soccer sucks argument again.