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Valentines Cinquain: by AFB
Vugly Scary, hairy Please trim that thing up soon Thoughts of you keep me up at night Vugly
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Valentines Sonnet: by AFB
I sit here waiting You’re no where to be found Once again masturbating With no Vag’s or Butts around You said you were going to meet me For all the hell I have been raising But you didn’t know you were going to be My first lovely asian Not a call, text, or email On…
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Coach Jules
Thanks to my first GF Betsy for sending me this. Hockey fan or not, great video -AFB
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Bitter Pats Fan
This is some great stuff… Just listening to this guy for more than 10 seconds makes you happy that the Patriots LOST. –AFB
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Quitting Snuff: Good for mouth, Bad for bowel
As some of you know, I have always told myself that I would quit Snuff when I turned 30 years old… With the help of generic Walgreen’s Nicotine patches and a SHITLOAD of gum, so far so good… As much as I am feeling the benefits orally, apparently my body was more reliant on Toxins…
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30 SUCKS
On the eve of my 30th Bday, I decided to scan and post a picture of my 21st birthday, which I celebrated at the “Original American Sports Bar” in the Mall of America which is now no more. Here are a couple of things to take note of in this particular picture – My youthful,…
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Best T-Shirt of ALL TIME
On my bus ride down to Nashville this weekend, some dude was wearing this shirt, which I now believe to be the best T-Shirt of all time… He was most pleased when I showed him my CNN Breaking News alert from Vegas concerning the juice… It could have been his proudest moment. –AFB
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iPhone vs. Nokia E70
This guy probably has an iPhone, but this article should at least provide you 6 minutes of QUALITY entertainment, as it is the Best iPod article EVER!!!! –AFB
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Metzler Bachelor Pictures on the way!!
Sorry all, as most of you know, I am the merely a creative contributor to hjays.com, and I can NOT get the damn pictures over to yellowbeard… That being said, I have decided to do a post with a couple of highlights from the trip. Minnesota members Some fat chic’s ass at the beach that…
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The White Eyepatch
i don’t think that jizzing bitches eyes shut really occurs to most, people are kind of short sighted & most dudes lack real imagination. so i am sure i could easily get away with it. u know what i am gonna make that a blog post in an of it self & call it a…