It is now the day after. I was unable to finish this post yesterday because time was running short. If you are not in a seat at Major’s (the bar with the free beer) by 4:30 then you will have to stand to drink your beer. Pictured above is the one pound hamburger they serve as a $14 appetizer. If you eat the whole thing single handed you get a T-Shirt. I could probably pull off this feat, but I would be seriously crippled for about three days. We actually had a pretty good turnout this time J&J the husband and wife team, Fletcher, Metzler the Man Whore, and even the Franziatap showed up to get drunk and belligerent.

Now that I sit here reviewing this I realize that it is not a very interesting post. I originally planned to write some shit about how I never capitalize god, but I always capitalize FREE BEER. Now when I write the word beer or free by themselves I do not find it necessary to capitalize them. The only other time that this could occur would be with the words FREE PUSSY. or maybe one of these others:

FREE ASS SEX
FREE HEAD
FREE MONEY
FREE DRUGS
FREE AZNS
shit i can go on and on, but someone is walking into my store and she has to little fucking kids with her.