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I'd like 2 apologize Jazz fans that were offended by my tweets. If I knew u guys had internet in Utah I would've never made those tweets. — Vernon Maxwell (@VernonMaxwell11) March 9, 2017 from http://twitter.com/VernonMaxwell11 via IFTTT

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