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facebook is an exploitive product with malevolent intentions, sure. but get this: it also looks like garbage and sucks to use — christmas cheer liz bruenig (@ebruenig) December 19, 2018 from http://twitter.com/ebruenig via IFTTT

Here’s the current to-do list for 5.0. It’s pretty small! But it has at least one big feature (Feedbin syncing). And, given that it’s a nights-and-weekends project, it’s still some months from shipping. https://t.co/cxPGPh1Ofq — NetNewsWire (@NetNewsWire) December 18, 2018 from http://twitter.com/NetNewsWire via IFTTT

fuck marry kill pic.twitter.com/kFk8CnmOjW — Rebecca Watson (@rebeccawatson) December 12, 2018 from http://twitter.com/rebeccawatson via IFTTT

This Trump-Pelosi-Schumer argument demonstrates exactly why Republicans hate Nancy Pelosi with a passion. She is utterly tenacious, unyielding, unflappable and CANNOT be bullied. Her non-reactivity is also a narcissist’s worst nightmare. It strips them of all power. — The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) December 11, 2018 from http://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer via IFTTT

#GoodEatsReloaded pic.twitter.com/sacKC9mG6Q — Alton Brown (@altonbrown) December 11, 2018 from http://twitter.com/altonbrown via IFTTT

Not a lot of people know this, but in Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree, when they sing about dancing “in the new old-fashioned way” they mean anal. — Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 8, 2018 from http://twitter.com/AndyRichter via IFTTT

Goodbye, Apone. RIP Al Matthews pic.twitter.com/MsxXFpPBPB — Duff Goldman (@duffgoldman) September 24, 2018 from http://twitter.com/duffgoldman via IFTTT

Thanks to Paul McCartney, now when people ask about my 25 year relationship with Andy Richter, I can say, “we’re friends but we’re not ‘masturbate-together’ friends.” — Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 15, 2018 from http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien via IFTTT

@robdelaney pic.twitter.com/Qf7ys2YPU8 — Kev Rich (@kevantrich) September 12, 2018 from http://twitter.com/kevantrich via IFTTT