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Please support my GoFundMe to buy a catapult for everyone I've ever known. Catapults look fun as shit and are rarely given as gifts. Folks would always remember who they got a damn catapult from. "Oh that? That was from comedian George Wallace." — George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) January 11, 2019 from http://twitter.com/MrGeorgeWallace via IFTTT

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facebook is an exploitive product with malevolent intentions, sure. but get this: it also looks like garbage and sucks to use — christmas cheer liz bruenig (@ebruenig) December 19, 2018 from http://twitter.com/ebruenig via IFTTT

Here’s the current to-do list for 5.0. It’s pretty small! But it has at least one big feature (Feedbin syncing). And, given that it’s a nights-and-weekends project, it’s still some months from shipping. https://t.co/cxPGPh1Ofq — NetNewsWire (@NetNewsWire) December 18, 2018 from http://twitter.com/NetNewsWire via IFTTT