Please support my GoFundMe to buy a catapult for everyone I've ever known. Catapults look fun as shit and are rarely given as gifts. Folks would always remember who they got a damn catapult from. "Oh that? That was from comedian George Wallace."
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) January 11, 2019
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