Even tho I finally understand how curling is played, mostly thanks to the fact that the US and Russian Women’s curling teams have some really hot chicks. The two events I was most interested in seeing were the Half Pipe, and in its Olympic debut the Snowboard Cross. Predictably the US dominated the field. As expected 19 year old Shaun White aka “The Flying Tomato” (I hate that fucking nickname) took the gold in mens half pipe along with Danny Kass taking home his 2nd silver medal. Seth Wescot won gold in the Mens Snowboard Cross.

In case you haven’t herd the US favorite in Women Snowboard Cross Lindsey Jacobellis screwed herself out of a gold medal by attempting a method air on the 2nd to the last jump and falling flat on her ass. This blew her huge lead on her competition. She was even lucky to get the silver medal due to the face that two of the four riders had fallen earlier and one didn’t get up. Those are the facts and I really don’t want to say anything more about it because she is getting slammed in the press. Personally I really feel bad for her because she made a huge mistake that she is going to have to live with for the rest of her life. Seriously, I do not know how I would ever deal with fucking up like that.

But onto how I have spent the better part of my morning here and what this post is really about. The Women’s Half Pipe silver medalist 24 year old Gretchen Bleiler. Here is the link to her FHM photo spread. She missed the Olympics in 2002 by the smallest margin possible and was favored to win the gold in Torino. That honor was taken by the ugly girl now don’t get her confused with the really ugly girl who took 4th. My new found obsession with Bleiler has had me prematurely searching for photos all morning. I say prematurely because the olympics are not even over yet. The games have given her the most exposure that she has ever had. Although I personally did know who she was prior to the games thanks to a wonderful Time Magazine article and the fact that I have been watching the tour on my TiVo. Her true hotness is often hidden by the baggy snowboarding gear and raccoon eyes from the goggles. With her new silver medal her phone has to be ringing off the hook with modeling offers. My prediction is that by March you will see her hot ass pedaling everything from makeup to anal lube. Of course with me she will not need it because I would furiously lick her asshole until it open up wide enough for me to slide right in!!

How’s that for a sports post?