IRS: Going to the car show and looking at minivans is like going to the strip club and looking at the dj

Yellowbeard: but u could fuck a gangload os stripper & or AZN car show bitches in that van.

Yellowbeard: I guess I m just the kind of person who needs the type of room a van provides for my style of fuckin’?

IRS: Minivans are great for fucking in but why would u look at them at the car show when there is a shit load of other nice cars

Yellowbeard: what if your plan is to lure the aformentioned AZNs into it for hot carshow fuckin?

IRS: I see your point

Yellowbeard: ya I really need to fuck something….i heading to the produce section.

IRS: Get a watermelon and cut a hole into it.
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Sorry folks, but I went a slightly different rout last night, the watermelons just didn’t looks as appealing.