REAL NAME: “My Brother Matt”

NICKNAME: “BroBum”

MEANING: Another one that is quite literal, my brother lives like a bum. Well a snowboarding bum in CO to be more precise. No one is ever sure if he works, but if he does I assure you it is not very hard. His day to day life used to be my yearly vacation every March. Unfortunately due to finances and lack of vacation time I haven’t been able to go the last two years. Oh well maybe 2009?

CREATOR: I am not even sure? I think it is from something he said to me once about being a bum.

Aliases: Tall Boy, Tall Kid, Slit Ripper, AZN Fucker, MattyP, Dr. Sulu

LIKES: Snowboarding, Drinking, The Animals, NES, Fishing

DISLIKES: Skiing, Reading, Writing, Arithmetic, Gapers, The Gays

ADDITIONAL INFO: You can follow him on Twitter, and he is currently looking to trade in his AZN. If you come up with a reasonable or maybe even an unreasonable offer depending on his mood he might take you up on it?

QUOTE: “Fuck You all stop talking. i get shit y pointless texts from You all”