No this post is not about Road Head. If I was I would have most certainly put Road Head in the title because I love saying and talking about it. That is for another post.

Today I am going to explain the comparison I like to make between giving a blow job and driving a car. It is simple enough? Everyone automatically thinks that they are a good driver, just like every girl automatically thinks that they give good blow jobs.(1) Now anyone who has been out there on the road knows that this is not the case. Hell, you may even be one of these shitty drivers and just not realize it. This same truism applies to women and sucking cock. You might think you are doing a good job down there and we will give you an encouraging moan or even a thumbs up.(2) This is really only because we don’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth.(3) I mean lets face it the contradiction of course to this analogy is that blow jobs are like pizza. Even if it is bad is it still a little bit good.

(1) I realize this could probably be broadened to include men who suck dick, but I have already been warned that this blog is a little to gay.

(2) Thumbs up is one of my favorite moves with my cock in your mouth.

(3) Read: we want to shoot a gift whore in the mouth.