It looks like my last post was on 3/18/06. This is not good, no posting in almost a month. I have been really busy lately. I always say that if I could stop drinking and masturbating I could accomplish anything. Of course I would have better luck quitting sleeping & pooping. Since it is Spring now boozing & beating off are at there seasonal peek. That is as a combined effort of course. In the summer waking it seems to taper off cuz it seems that it is always to goddamn hot. Drinking will escalate for this same reason and combined with water sports & softball related drinking I am planning on having another fine shit faced year. Maybe this season I could also pick up a healthy drug habit?

On the other hand (pun intended) in the interest of accomplishing productive things, and possibly allowing the skin on my dick to return to normal instead of matching that tough layer of shit on the bottom of my foot. I could enter into a monogamous relation ship with another person. This way I can make her so all of the work until eventually we get sick of each other. At which point I will be trapped into something that I have herd called a commitment (am I using that correctly?) and will have no interest in fucking that commitment (still not sure?) and thus have to fill my day with other things.

This plan just might work, and as a bonus that fatter and uglier she is the sooner I will loose interest. Since there is always an abundance of fat and ugly I may have set a reachable goal for myself!