Goodbye, Apone. RIP Al Matthews pic.twitter.com/MsxXFpPBPB — Duff Goldman (@duffgoldman) September 24, 2018 from http://twitter.com/duffgoldman via IFTTT

Thanks to Paul McCartney, now when people ask about my 25 year relationship with Andy Richter, I can say, “we’re friends but we’re not ‘masturbate-together’ friends.” — Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 15, 2018 from http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien via IFTTT

@robdelaney pic.twitter.com/Qf7ys2YPU8 — Kev Rich (@kevantrich) September 12, 2018 from http://twitter.com/kevantrich via IFTTT

AIDE 1: How do we make the moron happy today? AIDE 2: This is probably too stupid, but what if we told him he set the presidential record for most years since 9/11? TRUMP: https://t.co/BEPP0hVsBc — Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) September 11, 2018 from http://twitter.com/GuyEndoreKaiser via IFTTT