AIDE 1: How do we make the moron happy today?
AIDE 2: This is probably too stupid, but what if we told him he set the presidential record for most years since 9/11?
TRUMP: https://t.co/BEPP0hVsBc
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) September 11, 2018
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