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Simple Math
You do know that girl, girl, guy = awesome, but guy, guy, girl = gay, gay, whore.
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Best Porn Review Ever
Another old draft found on that VooDooPad. Again probably 3-4 years old, but it still made me laugh almost as hard as when I originally clipped it. Sorry, I don’t have the actual source. To round out the ethnic trilogy I’ve just uploaded, here’s Sativa Rose in another of her blowjob scenes. Damn, for a…
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3 Yr Old IM Conversations
I was cleaning out my old VoodooPad today and found this old blog draft. Probably didn’t immediately post this at the time because I assume it read a little embarrassing? Today I just find it confusing because 3 years later I still haven’t learned what Pirate Sex is exactly. AFB: How was your V-Day?Yellowbeard: well…
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Fuck Flash in the Ear
I stop reading these Android vs. iPhone articles the minute I see this statement: “It also will support Flash, something Apple refuses to do, mostly out of spite.” *not spite, but rather a good business decision* Now I agree that the DROID Incredible does look to live up to its name. There are ways that…
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Open Conversation w/ Employer
Employer: Yellowbeard, we really appreciate the good work you have been doing for use the past couple years. Is there anything we can do for you? M: Can you get Arrested Development back on the air? E: Try being a little more realistic. M: OK I guess more money would be nice? E: Again you…