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Category: Pictures

  • Little Johnny’s Sister

    Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mom asked, “Really small, was…

  • I just love letters like this

  • Safe Snacking FAIL

  • Happy Birthday Watts

    To commemorate this special day I created my very first version of Watts Porn. Don’t worry buddy I am sure your wife will know it isn’t real. Everyone knows you would never mess with a girl with tits that small.

  • HOT or NOT

    Watts sent me this last week. He appeared to be confused weather or not this pic was hot or disturbing. We both agreed the was AFB’s type regardless of the monster penis. Personally, the tail that looks more like stringy poo hanging from her ass is more disturbing to me than the crazy mutant penis.…

  • More Yankee Swapp Ideas

    Keep those unsightly tan lines out of your ass crack. or Who wouldn’t appreciate a figurine of an elephant rapping a donkey? I know I would put it right in my display case next to Capt. Spaulding.

  • Family VayCay 2010 Day 1.5

    That’s right I am on vacation and really know how to dress for it. Yeah, I have been broadcasting on Twitter & here that I am away from my house. Think this is a good opportunity to rob my house? Well think again. I put a giant black man in my house while I am…

  • This .gif is animated

    and makes to me a funny. sorry but I just had to get that off my desktop. it is computer housekeeping day here.

  • Good Logo Design

    Download Vector PDF (2908 KB) Yes, I am a graphic designer by trade. Lately I have really started to excel in my skills. Take the above logo that I designed last week. You might say WTF that is easy I could draw that. Well, sure you could, but I did & you would be stealing…

  • Happy Valentines Day