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  • Get Some Shoes BITCH

    You gives a shit about the writers strike when you can find quality content like this on YouTube? Thanks to my brother for the recommendation. Apparently his roommates turned him onto this and I can only image that they are walking around his place saying “lets get some shoes bitch”.

  • An open email to cousin on T.C.2

    Nice pics and nice video!! Congrats to you for winning. That’s good because didn’t you lose really bad at the last competition?? Did anyone get wounded or get sick?? You guys are too much! Sorry for the late follow up, since I am in the process of changing jobs (today was my last day at…

  • HJAY’s Joke of the Day

    A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HANDJOB: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women…