In 4th grade a rumor spread that Jon Bon Jovi swallowed so much semen he had to go to the hospital and get his stomach pumped. To this day I think of that rumor every time Bon Jovi comes up. At age 9 I didn’t even know what semen was. Now porn has taught me differently. Human beings can swallow a metric shitton of cum and still beg for more.

Maybe Jon bon Jovi just regretted swallowing all that dick juice? His life wasn’t actually in mortal danger because he milked 2 or 3 dozen cocks into his mouth at all. He simply regretted doing it in the 1st place. Puking it up just wouldn’t be good enough. Jon needed it pumped out by a hose in similar fashion to how it was pumped in in the first place?

OK, I wanted to post links to porn girls swallowing shiploads of cum, or that great article where the chick drinks an entire gallon of semen at once. Problem is the internet here is spotty at best. It takes FOREVER to jump around to find just the right link. Maybe someone could post a few good ones in the comments?

El Destrukto

FCK told me about your quest for the perfect pancake. I did a little work into this myself and settled on the attached slightly altered Martha Stewart Recipe. What can I say that bitch can cook.

The most important thing that I have found is that you cannot make a good pancake or waffle without buttermilk. So if you do go another route don’t even bother if the recipe doesn’t include buttermilk.

I also like to drop diced apples or blueberries into the batter after it is poured into the pan.

Download Best Buttermilk Pancakes Recipe.pdf (90 KB)

HAHAHAHAHAH I love this show & have seen every episode. It is funny that someone like me who sees the majority of things in porno never even considered this.

Maybe I should try and make this

Sure it is a lot of werk, but with a HUGE payoff. What that payoff is I am not quite sure?? This thing is just fucking kewl.

Would love to hear if this years booze jug, cake, & ham bake loaf was well received. I tried to ask Sas when I saw him today, but being Sas his feedback was very lacking.

Everyone seems to like the BCP I made so maybe this will be my contribution to the 2 yearly pot-lucks I have?? One is work related & the other is of course the Annual Super Bowl Party at AFB’s. Last year I used the Ham Bake thing that was such a big success. Maybe I will make one for Thursday for the family to try??

So good in fact that I just had to add the pickle and the BEER.

Getting ready for the Annual Party at AFB’s. I do this by baking & throwing away old computers.

You can expect more pictures after the event. Try to check my tumbler and twitter for real time updates.

As some of you know, I have always told myself that I would quit Snuff when I turned 30 years old… With the help of generic Walgreen’s Nicotine patches and a SHITLOAD of gum, so far so good…

As much as I am feeling the benefits orally, apparently my body was more reliant on Toxins to yep my digestive track than once thought. I am no longer on a “Regular” schedule, and have had to resort to the following breakfast treat, for Regularity..

CEREAL REVIEW: FIBER ONE – CARMEL DELIGHT

TASTE: 8 out 10
For a Fiber cereal, I really wasn’t expecting much to tell you the truth. The last type of Fiber cereal that I had tried tasted like cardboard with sugar sprinkled on top… This, however, was indeed a “Delight”. Although I wouldn’t say it was necessarily “Carmel” flavored, it does taste like a regular morning cereal,and not a po po helper.

VALUE: 7 out of 10
The reason I selected this Fiber packed cereal is because it was in the “SALE” isle when you walk into Cub Foods. The price was 2 for $5.. That is a lot of Fiber..

FUN LEVEL: 1 out of 10
Unfortunately, there is no marshmallow thingies, or crazy animal shapes… Just simple squares.. This is an adult cereal.

Poopability: 6 out of 10
This might be an unfair rating at this point because it is day 5. I heard once that your body is typically a week behind, but I find this BS because if I have corn for dinner, it is in my poop the next morning.. Without going into to much detail, although I am back at regular schedule, I just don’t think that I am cleanin the pipes as they say…

OVERALL: 7 out of 10
Because I had to buy 2 of these, it is becoming increasingly clear that my test time is going to be extended.. Although I am for the most part happy with this product, I think there is middle ground in this market….. Give and take for flavor and effectiveness…. The better the taste, the worse the cleaning agent and vise versa. Definitely worth a look if your having issues.

If after two weeks I am still experiencing said problems, I am going to try some other products. Please be sure to check back in the upcoming weeks for progression updates.

–AFB

Always had trouble pulling off the omelet. Teflon pan, that is the key like I was always told.

Also I finally started playing with the Quicksilver Image Scale Feature this thing works REALLY slick. You can now look forward to a lot more photo posts here thanks to this.

bagel to go

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This is the best use for all those empty CDR cases I have ever seen.