{"id":92,"date":"2006-01-31T09:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-31T14:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=92"},"modified":"2006-01-31T09:16:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-31T14:16:00","slug":"afterbirth-day-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"afterbirth-Day post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was AFB&#8217;s birthday on Saturday.  Unfortunately, I was unable to attend the festivities.  So to make up for it I decided to try and solicit him some ass on the internet.  Not that he needs the help I mean <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/yellowbeard\/73407071\/\">look at the guy<\/a>.  Don&#8217;t let his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/yellowbeard\/67300990\/\">date rape smile<\/a> fool you.  To the best of my knowledge he has never raped a women, man, or even a small animal.  Hell he could probably even rape a large animal if he wanted to like a moose or a bear.  This is a little know fact, but most of that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.4q.cc\/chuck\/index.php?topthirty\">Chuck Norris shit<\/a> on the internet was originally written about AFB.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/home.comcast.net\/~mpuodziunas\/images\/afbforpressml.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>AFB is into Pregnant Asian Lesbian Porn, drinking beer, Russians, and of course ass sex.  So if you are a female ages 18-45 and into ass play you can apply for a position on AFB&#8217;s dick. Send an email with a few words about yourself and an attached picture (preferably naked) to <a href=\"mailto:afb@michael.macosx.com\">afb@michael.macosx.com<\/a>. Your application will be pre-screened then view by AFB himself.  Don&#8217;t worry if you are fat or stupid AFB will not discriminate against you.<\/p>\n<p>Testimonials:<\/p>\n<p><i>\t&#8220;I would let AFB pound the shit out of my tight pink balloon tie, if I didn&#8217;t have \tsyphilis, but wait is AFB even affected by STDs like mortal men?&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<i>posted by tootsierollholl azn<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was AFB&#8217;s birthday on Saturday. Unfortunately, I was unable to attend the festivities. So to make up for it I decided to try and solicit him some ass on the internet. Not that he needs the help I mean look at the guy. Don&#8217;t let his date rape smile fool you. To the best [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-1u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}