{"id":83,"date":"2005-12-22T11:58:24","date_gmt":"2005-12-22T16:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=83"},"modified":"2005-12-22T11:58:24","modified_gmt":"2005-12-22T16:58:24","slug":"an-im-with-udaman-asking-her-to-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"an IM with uDaMan asking her to post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#0066ff\">12:44:56 PM uDaMan:<\/font>  no i can&#8217;t write about any of my friends they are chicks they&#8217;ll just get pissed and cry they can&#8217;t take a joke plus then i would have to work and live with them<br \/>\n <font color=\"#0066ff\">12:45:29 PM uDaMan:<\/font> did you watch nip tuck last night<br \/>\n <font color=\"#0066ff\">12:45:34 PM uDaMan:<\/font>  it was fuckin awsome<br \/>\n <font color=\"#0066ff\">12:45:50 PM uDaMan:<\/font>  i thought i was going to have a heart attack<br \/>\n <font color=\"#99cc66\">12:46:12 PM yellowbeardmac:<\/font> no i started watching Undeclared instead and once i started i couldn&#8217;t stop<br \/>\n <font color=\"#99cc66\">12:46:24 PM yellowbeardmac:<\/font> i will watch it 2night or thurs<br \/>\n <font color=\"#99cc66\">12:46:46 PM yellowbeardmac:<\/font> you could do a post on Scurtis, he doesn&#8217;t even know how to use a computer<br \/>\n <font color=\"#0066ff\">12:47:56 PM uDaMan:<\/font>  yeah i got something funny that happend on mon<br \/>\n <font color=\"#0066ff\">12:51:50 PM uDaMan:<\/font> i went over there to watch a movie and have a few drinks and when the movie was over i was leaving and i asked him to have a cigg with me before i leave and he said &#8220;You don&#8217;t have to go, you can sleep over&#8221; and I said &#8220;No, because then i would just end up sleeping with you and were no longer dating so that&#8217;s not going to happen.&#8221; then he said &#8220;Well would you wanna start dating again i miss you and it dosen&#8217;t really feel like were broken up anyway.&#8221;  and i said &#8220;no thank you i&#8217;m really in joying just being friends.&#8221; and then i left<br \/>\n <font color=\"#0066ff\">12:52:48 PM uDaMan:<\/font> it felt good and i hope he cried after i left because the only reason he wants me back it because he to much of a loser to find anyone else<br \/>\n <font color=\"#99cc66\">12:53:45 PM yellowbeardmac:<\/font> now that&#8217;s a good post sign up &amp; post it right now AFB will be proud<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12:44:56 PM uDaMan: no i can&#8217;t write about any of my friends they are chicks they&#8217;ll just get pissed and cry they can&#8217;t take a joke plus then i would have to work and live with them 12:45:29 PM uDaMan: did you watch nip tuck last night 12:45:34 PM uDaMan: it was fuckin awsome 12:45:50 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-1l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}