{"id":33,"date":"2006-09-30T19:50:16","date_gmt":"2006-10-01T00:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michael.macosx.com\/blog\/?p=33"},"modified":"2006-09-30T19:50:16","modified_gmt":"2006-10-01T00:50:16","slug":"monkeys-dont-write-shakespeare-ya-this-title-sux-but-it-was-from-the-poster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"Monkeys Don&#8217;t Write Shakespeare&#8230;?? *ya this title sux, but it was from the poster."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/87962782@N00\/213431736\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/61\/213431736_726a4b2dee_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n <br \/>\n <span style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;\"><br \/>\n  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/87962782@N00\/213431736\/\">Monkeys Don&#8217;t Write Shakespeare&#8230;??<\/a><br \/>\n  <br \/>\n  Originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/87962782@N00\/\">Esuzf<\/a>.<br \/>\n <\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p>Even something cool looking like this would be better than more pics of uDaMan&#8217;s cat.  *note cool looking because it is an Apple product and the way that it is lit from the screen and throwing the back shadow.  This could actually be used as a pretty good Apple ad.<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monkeys Don&#8217;t Write Shakespeare&#8230;?? Originally uploaded by Esuzf. Even something cool looking like this would be better than more pics of uDaMan&#8217;s cat. *note cool looking because it is an Apple product and the way that it is lit from the screen and throwing the back shadow. This could actually be used as a pretty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}