{"id":180,"date":"2006-07-26T11:48:07","date_gmt":"2006-07-26T16:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=180"},"modified":"2006-07-26T11:48:07","modified_gmt":"2006-07-26T16:48:07","slug":"the-bloody-cunt-receptionist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=180","title":{"rendered":"The Bloody Cunt Receptionist"},"content":{"rendered":"

10:09:19 AM AFB: OMG
\n10:09:36 AM AFB: Dude, check out the email I just got from the receptionist<\/p>\n

10:09:52 AM AFB: We were emailing about Iron count for the Blood Drive<\/p>\n

10:10:18 AM AFB: The sad thing is, I just had an awesome steak on Saturday! My blood cunt should have been good ;(<\/font><\/p>\n

10:10:43 AM Yellowbeard: ha bloody cunts are never good<\/p>\n

10:10:54 AM Yellowbeard: is she fly go get a pic of her<\/font><\/p>\n

10:11:01 AM AFB: No<\/p>\n

10:11:13 AM AFB: She is older. Nice redhead.. BUt married with children<\/p>\n

10:11:23 AM AFB: I wonder if I should tell her about the slip!<\/font><\/p>\n

10:12:05 AM Yellowbeard: for sure, just reply with it in quotes and say: i think i found a typo in this sentence.<\/font><\/p>\n

10:12:24 AM AFB: I cant believe it made it past spell check!<\/font><\/p>\n

10:14:32 AM Yellowbeard: well my spell check flags it on only 2 of the 4 applications i just tried it on 1 for 2 on email clients<\/font><\/p>\n

10:14:48 AM AFB: Hmm<\/font><\/p>\n

10:14:59 AM AFB: If I reply to that message, I will go down!<\/font><\/p>\n

10:15:22 AM Yellowbeard: go down on her bloody cunt?<\/font><\/p>\n

10:15:55 AM AFB: NASTY<\/font><\/p>\n

10:16:16 AM Yellowbeard: u said it not me, freak<\/font><\/p>\n

10:16:32 AM AFB: I didnt say that!<\/font><\/p>\n

10:17:06 AM Yellowbeard: “If I reply to that message, I will go down!” then WTF is that supposed to mean?<\/font><\/p>\n

10:17:31 AM AFB: Like down as in verbally repromanded by the x starved HR lady<\/font><\/p>\n

10:18:21 AM Yellowbeard: that is BS all you did was catch a typo<\/font><\/p>\n

10:18:49 AM AFB: I knwo<\/p>\n

10:19:04 AM AFB: But I dont think I am going to tell her. SHe will feel retarded<\/p>\n

10:25:32 AM darbarcer: I told her<\/font><\/p>\n

10:27:17 AM yellowbeardmac: well what did she say?<\/font><\/p>\n

10:27:46 AM darbarcer: She hasn’t responded yet<\/p>\n

10:35:27 AM darbarcer: She just called me to APOLOGIIZE!<\/font><\/p>\n

Here is the email correspondence that started it all:
\nBloody Cunt Receptionist:
\nA big “Thank you!” to everyone who participated in Monday’s Blood Drive!<\/p>\n

We ended up making our goal this time around (a minimum of 35 pints drawn), not always an easy feat! Here are the numbers:<\/p>\n

AFB:
\nIt would have been 34 useable Pints, but I didn’t tell them about my Bovine injections in the Congo! <\/p>\n

Bloody Cunt Receptionist:
\nOr about the needle-sharing episodes, eh???<\/p>\n

AFB:
\nNo, I told them about that… They let THAT slide… They said I had good Iron count!<\/p>\n

Bloody Cunt Receptionist:
\nOh, as oppsed to ME, is that it?!?<\/p>\n

AFB:
\nOh no, I didn’t say that! I heard (other girl) just barely made it though… She needs to eat more red meat! All you ladies do Get that count up a bit!<\/p>\n

Bloody Cunt Receptionist:
\nThe sad thing is, I just had an awesome steak on Saturday! My blood cunt should have been good ;(<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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