{"id":171,"date":"2006-07-18T10:49:08","date_gmt":"2006-07-18T15:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=171"},"modified":"2006-11-02T20:41:24","modified_gmt":"2006-11-03T01:41:24","slug":"radmacher-is-photogenic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"Radmacher is Photogenic"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I get this IM yesterday from Radmacher, didn’t think he knew how to use IM. To my surprise I was wrong. This doesn’t happen often so I am genuinely shocked in these rare occasions. What he does not understand is that he has to set an avatar<\/a>. I cannot bare to have that fucking YIM icon defacing my beautiful desktops<\/a>. This is not a huge problem because Radmacher never takes a bad picture and people seem to take a lot of picture of him:<\/p>\n

KR Pic 1<\/a> KR Pic 2<\/a> KR Pic 3<\/a> KR Pic 4<\/a> KR Pic 5<\/a> KR Pic 6<\/a><\/p>\n

Now I realize that he does appear to be mentally challenged in most of these pics. He might also find the above collection pretty embarrassing. I have to admit when you put them all next to each other like that it does make him look a little fucked up.<\/p>\n

Your next question might be, “how could you choose just one picture with all of those options?” Let me tell you it was pretty difficult, but I finally settled on this one:
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\nNot just because it will look good as an avatar, but also because I can put it in the lower left hand corner of pictures. See how it looks like Radmacher is approving of this monkey getting a blowjob:
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So I get this IM yesterday from Radmacher, didn’t think he knew how to use IM. To my surprise I was wrong. This doesn’t happen often so I am genuinely shocked in these rare occasions. What he does not understand is that he has to set an avatar. I cannot bare to have that fucking […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-2L","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}