{"id":169,"date":"2006-07-17T13:32:14","date_gmt":"2006-07-17T18:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=169"},"modified":"2006-07-17T13:32:14","modified_gmt":"2006-07-17T18:32:14","slug":"i-am-so-fucking-board","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=169","title":{"rendered":"I am so fucking board"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Work has been so fucking slow ever since the 4th.  I have had shit loads of time on my hands lately while on the clock.  Of course I have managed to keep myself occupied here.  I am currently trying to install <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ubuntu.com\/\">Ubuntu Linix<\/a> on one of the old iMacs collecting dust on the shelf.  I have been able to keep up on my news feeds, although I am a little bit worried now about all of this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/WORLD\/meast\/07\/17\/mideast\/index.html?section=cnn_topstories\">Israel Hezbollah shit<\/a>.  Today&#8217;s big new on it is that Bush actually used the word shit when discussing the issue with Tony Blair.  Seriously the fucking thing has shown up on <a href=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/videos_people\/Bush_on_Hezbollah_...stop_doing_this_shit_and_it_will_be_over.\">Digg<\/a> like 4 times in the past fucking hour.<\/p>\n<p>I did just find this picture on Flickr:<\/p>\n<div> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ultravod\/158174380\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><br \/>\n<img alt=\"\"><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\n   <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ultravod\/158174380\/\">Butterface?<\/a><br \/>\n  Originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/ultravod\/\">Knuckledragger<\/a>.\n<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>The first thing you see of course is this chick fly ass.  Hell, that is what got me to click in the first place.  On the second viewing I discovered that the look on the guys face is much more interesting.  This guy is obviously a gigantic fucking douchbag.  The doughbags look is very perplexing and I was able to come up with 3 theories on why he would be have that fucked up expression.<\/p>\n<p>1) The girl is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=butterface\">Butterface<\/a>.<br \/>\n2) His <a href=\"https:\/\/www.viagra.com\/index.asp\">Viagra<\/a> has just kicked in.<br \/>\n3) The girl has just told him that she has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.herpes.com\/overview.shtml\">herpes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to comment with your own suggestions.  Because as everybody knows <a href=\"http:\/\/yellowbeard.blogspot.com\/2006\/01\/leave-fucking-comment.html\">I LIKE FEEDBACK!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Work has been so fucking slow ever since the 4th. I have had shit loads of time on my hands lately while on the clock. Of course I have managed to keep myself occupied here. I am currently trying to install Ubuntu Linix on one of the old iMacs collecting dust on the shelf. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-2J","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}