{"id":164,"date":"2006-06-26T14:21:20","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T19:21:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=164"},"modified":"2006-11-02T20:42:14","modified_gmt":"2006-11-03T01:42:14","slug":"real-people-keeping-it-real-with-a-real-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"Real People, Keeping it Real, with a real God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I needed a water graphic for a new project this afternoon and when I did an archive search for water an old design I did back in September 2003 came up.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hjays.com\/images\/Campus_Crusad_PC.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hjays.com\/images\/Campus_Crusad_PCs.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Based on my obvious anti-religion stance I thought that people would find it funny that I laid out this post card.  How could I get through it without laughing and puking at the same time you ask?  The hard-core christian bitch that brought it in was smoking hot.  She had big beautiful tities, the kind that make you want to give her a pearl necklace.  But Yellowbeard are you saying that you will leave your had for jebus behind for a hot piece of ass?  <b>FUCK NO!<\/b>  However I will always harbor fantasies about corrupting believers by tricking them into liking and trusting me enough to allow me to indulge my sexually deviant behavior on them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I needed a water graphic for a new project this afternoon and when I did an archive search for water an old design I did back in September 2003 came up. Based on my obvious anti-religion stance I thought that people would find it funny that I laid out this post card. How could I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-2E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}