{"id":160,"date":"2006-06-19T23:19:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-20T04:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=160"},"modified":"2007-04-03T10:41:34","modified_gmt":"2007-04-03T16:41:34","slug":"yellowbeards-new-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=160","title":{"rendered":"Yellowbeards New Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am sitting here, pissed as hell because the fucking Oilers lost game 7, and I didn&#8217;t win the first annual Stanley Cup Hockey Pool, hence I am OUT $140. And being that Mike is out of town for the week, I decided to make a post. The good news is, I did get the pictures back from this weekends trip up to Kurts cabin. An annual tradition at Kurts cabin is to go the the Pizza Pub in Pine City, MN. While ordering our first pizza, I saw a twinkle in Mikes eye that I have never seen before. It turns out that this wasn&#8217;t because he was shitfaced on Jack, but that he had seen this little blonde number walking around the place, dishing up Pizza and luke warm beverages. After pleading with him for 40 straight minutes, he got really quite and nervous around this young vixon.<br \/>\nTo make a long story short, I was able to talk this little girl (16-18 we think) to take a picture with our favorite Blog publisher <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hjays.com\/images\/pajunis.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hjays.com\/images\/pajunisSM.jpg\" \/><\/a>So maybe next year, you will have the courage to step up and give her her Brown Wings that she deserves (assuming that she is of age), possible with a bit more Boones Farm intake.<\/p>\n<p>(P.S., I know this picture is WAY TO BIG, but I did it because Yellowbeard expects excellence from his contributors, and I like to let him down)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;AFB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am sitting here, pissed as hell because the fucking Oilers lost game 7, and I didn&#8217;t win the first annual Stanley Cup Hockey Pool, hence I am OUT $140. And being that Mike is out of town for the week, I decided to make a post. The good news is, I did get the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15,16,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-afb","category-bitches","category-food"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-2A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}