{"id":16,"date":"2006-08-29T13:57:25","date_gmt":"2006-08-29T18:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michael.macosx.com\/blog\/?p=16"},"modified":"2006-08-29T13:57:25","modified_gmt":"2006-08-29T18:57:25","slug":"another-im-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"Another IM Conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because people seem to like these and they are easy to do because they just come up naturally.<\/p>\n<p>JHogz<br \/>\n1:37 PM<br \/>\nyou gonna be there tonight?<\/p>\n<p>Yellowbeard<br \/>\n1:41 PM<br \/>\nof course<br \/>\n1:42 PM<br \/>\ni am going to hit tha SHIT out of the ball<\/p>\n<p>JHogz<br \/>\n1:42 PM<br \/>\ngood!<\/p>\n<p>Yellowbeard<br \/>\n1:44 PM<br \/>\nwith my GIANT ERECTION!<\/p>\n<p>JHogz<br \/>\n1:44 PM<br \/>\nHUH<\/p>\n<p>Yellowbeard<br \/>\n1:46 PM<br \/>\nthat is just how i am ending all of my statements today.  For example:  Sure I will print out your document&#8230;with my GIANT ERECTION!<\/p>\n<p>JHogz<br \/>\n1:46 PM<br \/>\nthats a good finaly<\/p>\n<p>Yellowbeard<br \/>\n1:47 PM<br \/>\nfor some reason i got a few snickers today when i announced:  i have to go to the bathroom&#8230;with my GIANT ERECTION!<\/p>\n<p>JHogz<br \/>\n1:47 PM<br \/>\nI cant imagine why<\/p>\n<p>Yellowbeard<br \/>\n1:50 PM<br \/>\nI work with a bunch of fucking immature assholes that&#8217;s why.<\/p>\n<p>JHogz<br \/>\n1:51 PM<br \/>\nwell apparrently<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because people seem to like these and they are easy to do because they just come up naturally. JHogz 1:37 PM you gonna be there tonight? Yellowbeard 1:41 PM of course 1:42 PM i am going to hit tha SHIT out of the ball JHogz 1:42 PM good! Yellowbeard 1:44 PM with my GIANT ERECTION! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}