{"id":159,"date":"2006-06-16T14:02:36","date_gmt":"2006-06-16T19:02:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=159"},"modified":"2006-06-16T14:02:36","modified_gmt":"2006-06-16T19:02:36","slug":"one-post-b4-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=159","title":{"rendered":"one post b4 vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am waiting for AFB to pick me up and go to Cross Lake for the annual cabin trip.  We will consume much booze and I will attempt to jump as much shit as I can.  This includes, but is not limited to wakeboarding, jetskiing, off the sailboat, and women.  After that it is onto Woman Lake for the annual family vacation.  I am so fucking sick of work that this break is really going to do me good.  Unfortunately I am not planning on having internet access while I am away.  My Powerbook will be accompanying me on the trip and I will be able to post to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/yellowbeard\/\">Flickr<\/a> via my phone.  All of the blogging that I do will be posted upon my return unless I find a way to do that as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am waiting for AFB to pick me up and go to Cross Lake for the annual cabin trip. We will consume much booze and I will attempt to jump as much shit as I can. This includes, but is not limited to wakeboarding, jetskiing, off the sailboat, and women. After that it is onto [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-2z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}