{"id":132,"date":"2006-05-14T21:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-15T02:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=132"},"modified":"2006-05-14T21:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-15T02:46:00","slug":"thanks-a-lot-whore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"Thanks a lot, WHORE"},"content":{"rendered":"

In a quick follow up Post to my original pertainly to two drunk fuckers breaking my Towel rack, the Whore has been identified. While cleaning my kitchen, I found, and I am not kidding you, her fucking business card with picture on it. Did this bitch think I was selling my fucking house or what! It is either this, or she is hoping that I call her and fuck her, as she asked me to do while on the dance floor Friday night. Please keep in mind, that I had never met this gal in my entire life, she came up to me and started the sentence “Look, I don’t want a relationship….” (the rest is a blur because I was fucking drunk, but it did include propositioning me for sex) I am not going tg put her name on here, but if this bitch ever tries to sell you a house, do NOT ask to see the bathrooms. <\/p>\n

–AFB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In a quick follow up Post to my original pertainly to two drunk fuckers breaking my Towel rack, the Whore has been identified. While cleaning my kitchen, I found, and I am not kidding you, her fucking business card with picture on it. Did this bitch think I was selling my fucking house or what! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-28","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}