{"id":131,"date":"2006-05-14T14:59:02","date_gmt":"2006-05-14T19:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2006-05-14T14:59:02","modified_gmt":"2006-05-14T19:59:02","slug":"the-hj-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"The HJ Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Question: <i>What is with you and HJ&#8217;s&#8230; They are way overrated<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The Answer:<br \/>\nThe HJ should be talked about to the point where it is acceptable in everyday life.  It is so meaningless, but yet so good. I should be able to get one at a restaurant after my meal &amp; before I get my check.  I should be able to march right upstairs &amp; get and HJ from the engaged girl sleeping in my spare bedroom gilt free for both parties.  Mrs. J (AFB&#8217;s Mom) can give me a HJ &amp; you won&#8217;t have any problem with it.<\/p>\n<p>this is not over, there is so much i can say about HJs.  but i am drunk and hung over, if i keep thinking about it i might start walking the streets requesting HJs from everyone I see&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Question: What is with you and HJ&#8217;s&#8230; They are way overrated The Answer: The HJ should be talked about to the point where it is acceptable in everyday life. It is so meaningless, but yet so good. I should be able to get one at a restaurant after my meal &amp; before I get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-27","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}