{"id":129,"date":"2006-05-13T11:52:36","date_gmt":"2006-05-13T16:52:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=129"},"modified":"2006-05-13T11:52:36","modified_gmt":"2006-05-13T16:52:36","slug":"photoshop-fun-with-billy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"Photoshop Fun with Billy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thanks to my excellent Fuj Porn Series & Metz Broke J’s Back<\/a> I got another somewhat confusing request on Friday to Photoshop someone’s head onto the gay cowboys. Billy sent me the following email:<\/p>\n

“this one will be worth any drink\/appitizer of your choice next Tuesday, put
\nour IT guy’s mug on spiderman’s face”<\/i><\/p>\n

This was presented to me as a “Challenge” combined with the offer of FREE BOOZE, and the fact that these only take me about 5-10 minutes I was more than happy to comply. So I quickly made up this pic:
\n
\nThis is when I learned that Billy thought that the dark haired gay cowboy was played by the same guy who played Spiderman. (Jake Gyllenhaal vs. Toby McGwire)<\/p>\n

“im sorry, imeant gay cowboy, i was refering to spiderman as the actor who
\nplayed him, my bad”<\/i><\/p>\n

This earned Billy a space in his own joke. Realizing that this might VOID his FREE DRINK offer, I decided to do it anyway.<\/p>\n

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Thanks to my excellent Fuj Porn Series & Metz Broke J’s Back I got another somewhat confusing request on Friday to Photoshop someone’s head onto the gay cowboys. Billy sent me the following email: “this one will be worth any drink\/appitizer of your choice next Tuesday, put our IT guy’s mug on spiderman’s face” This […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-25","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}