The people who encourage them by throwing baby showers. Seriously this woman came in and made me type the shit below. I almost puked, unfortunately I wasn’t the one to take the order otherwise she would have gotten the annoying customer, or standard christian customer Mark-Up. <\/p>\n
*inversely there is also the hot-chick discount!<\/p>\n
Pregnoid\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s<\/p>\n
a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Mom-to-be,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
the Dad, of course<\/p>\n
is her (fill in guys name or just sperm doner).<\/p>\n
Life is changing<\/p>\n
they will see:<\/p>\n
a changing diapers<\/p>\n
they will be.<\/p>\n
Bouncing baby<\/p>\n
on their knees,<\/p>\n
sponging off<\/p>\n
the poop and pee,<\/p>\n
teaching baby<\/p>\n
ABCs<\/p>\n
right from wrong<\/p>\n
and 123\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s.<\/p>\n
A challenge? Sure!<\/p>\n
We all agree.<\/p>\n
But filled with joy<\/p>\n
and ecstasy.<\/p>\n
So before their<\/p>\n
household<\/p>\n
grows to three,<\/p>\n
before baby joins<\/p>\n
their family tree,<\/p>\n
let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s share a meal, <\/p>\n
let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all party. <\/p>\n
Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s give Pregnoid gifts<\/p>\n
(see her registry.)<\/p>\n
Oh what fun<\/p>\n
it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to be<\/p>\n
when we celebrate<\/p>\n
with Pregnoid.<\/p>\n
\nA baby shower for the Pregnoid by 3 clueless friends
\nPregnoid is registered at: Babies \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcR Us
\nbabiesrus.com Her colors: (WTF does this mean anyway?)<\/i><\/p>\n
Maybe I should write my own version of this clever poem?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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