{"id":126,"date":"2006-05-05T12:36:03","date_gmt":"2006-05-05T17:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=126"},"modified":"2006-05-05T12:36:03","modified_gmt":"2006-05-05T17:36:03","slug":"ha-33-couldnt-agree-more-this-fucking-bitch-is-ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=126","title":{"rendered":"HA! #33 couldn&#8217;t agree more this fucking bitch is UGLY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/home.comcast.net\/~yellowbeard\/images\/sarah.jessica.parker.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>#33 &#8211; Sarah Jessica Parker \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Awww, America\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sweetheart. If she lived in Salem present-day, they might dig up some old witch-burning practices. All I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m saying is that she looks like a witch. And not the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153sexy\u00e2\u20ac\u009d kind gals dress up like on Halloween. She looks like a witch that has flying monkeys and makes weird soup.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thephatphree.com\/features.asp?StoryID=2564&amp;SectionID=3&amp;LayoutType=1&amp;RSS=1\">The 50 Unsexiest Women in the World<\/a>: &#8220;Section: The World&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thephatphree.com\">The Phat Phree &#8211; Happy Birthday Daisy Duke!<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#33 &#8211; Sarah Jessica Parker \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Awww, America\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sweetheart. If she lived in Salem present-day, they might dig up some old witch-burning practices. All I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m saying is that she looks like a witch. And not the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153sexy\u00e2\u20ac\u009d kind gals dress up like on Halloween. She looks like a witch that has flying monkeys and makes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-22","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}