{"id":117,"date":"2006-04-21T17:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-21T22:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=117"},"modified":"2006-04-21T17:10:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-21T22:10:00","slug":"fuck-you-free-beer-i-got-free-pot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"Fuck You free beer I Got FREE POT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i think tiz bout time i pos some shit here.  i m sic of readin all this goddamn bullshit.  i was doin some cleanen in my garage tha othr day and i found this big fuckin&#8217; roach in the cushons of my couch so yesterday on 4-20 i smoked that motherfuka up.  at first i didn&#8217;t nowe how i was gonna even smoke that shit but then i membered back 2 when i waz 13 adn made pipes out of shasta canz.  so i grabbed one of my empty beer cans and smoked that shit yo.  here is a fuckin pic i took wit my baby mama digi-cam. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michael.macosx.com\/images\/beercanpipe.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>that fuckin lame ass bitch wont let me take naked pics of her so i have to put it to good use some how.  so suck my dick and lick my ass just like your mom does it&#8230;&#8230;..:) my dicktategood!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i think tiz bout time i pos some shit here. i m sic of readin all this goddamn bullshit. i was doin some cleanen in my garage tha othr day and i found this big fuckin&#8217; roach in the cushons of my couch so yesterday on 4-20 i smoked that motherfuka up. at first i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-1T","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}