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It is now the day after. I was unable to finish this post yesterday because time was running short. If you are not in a seat at Major’s (the bar with the free beer) by 4:30 then you will have to stand to drink your beer. Pictured above is the one pound hamburger they serve as a $14 appetizer. If you eat the whole thing single handed you get a T-Shirt. I could probably pull off this feat, but I would be seriously crippled for about three days. We actually had a pretty good turnout this time J&J the husband and wife team, Fletcher, Metzler the Man Whore<\/a>, and even the Franziatap showed up to get drunk and belligerent. <\/p>\n Now that I sit here reviewing this I realize that it is not a very interesting post. I originally planned to write some shit about how I never capitalize god, but I always capitalize FREE BEER. Now when I write the word beer or free by themselves I do not find it necessary to capitalize them. The only other time that this could occur would be with the words FREE PUSSY. or maybe one of these others:<\/p>\n FREE ASS SEX It is now the day after. I was unable to finish this post yesterday because time was running short. If you are not in a seat at Major’s (the bar with the free beer) by 4:30 then you will have to stand to drink your beer. Pictured above is the one pound hamburger they serve […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-1R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![](\"http:\/\/www.michael.macosx.com\/images\/franziatap.jpg\")
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\nFREE HEAD
\nFREE MONEY
\nFREE DRUGS
\nFREE AZNS
\nshit i can go on and on, but someone is walking into my store and she has to little fucking kids with her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"