{"id":101,"date":"2006-02-21T13:14:13","date_gmt":"2006-02-21T18:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaels-powerbook.local\/~mike\/hjays.com\/?p=101"},"modified":"2006-02-21T13:14:13","modified_gmt":"2006-02-21T18:14:13","slug":"an-open-email-to-my-cousin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"an open email to my cousin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Word on the street is that we will have to attend a wedding?  I know uDaMan is excited about it that will make 4 this year for her and the new B.F. (his nickname is still pending).  Me I hate weddings, I might have to come down with a serious case of violent diarrhea the night of.  In other news uDaMan will be celebrating her 21st B-Day on Saturday which she is also very excited about.  I am not really sure why because the lush has been drinking at bars for the last 2 years anyway so you tell me what&#8217;s the big fuckin&#8217; deal bitch?  Personally I am just hoping to get some more shots like I did on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michael.macosx.com\/digitalcamera\/matt21\/matt21.html\">Matt&#8217;s 21st.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now that&#8217;s good Internet!!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\nYellowbeard<br \/>\nyellowbeard@qwest.net<br \/>\nicq#251163795<\/p>\n<p>Question: Why can&#8217;t Paula Abdul find a man?<br \/>\nAnswer: Her breath still smells like Arsenio&#8217;s balls!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Word on the street is that we will have to attend a wedding? I know uDaMan is excited about it that will make 4 this year for her and the new B.F. (his nickname is still pending). Me I hate weddings, I might have to come down with a serious case of violent diarrhea the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-1D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}