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BAD NEWS: Queen won't let Trump use "We Are the Champions" at his rallies. GOOD NEWS: I will let him use my song, "Tidal Wave of Dog Cum." — rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 19, 2016 from http://twitter.com/robdelaney via IFTTT

This is sad. Leaked phone call from @realDonaldTrump. http://pic.twitter.com/odyOPVvCJv — Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) July 18, 2016 from http://twitter.com/GuyEndoreKaiser via IFTTT

I did not mind the Ewoks. They taste like chicken. — Darth Vader (@DarthVader) July 18, 2016 from http://twitter.com/DarthVader via IFTTT

Two fans started playing 'Star Wars' on horns outside John Williams' house. He heard. https://t.co/4Qs56fXCPx http://pic.twitter.com/lT3UWWMhIz — someecards (@someecards) July 18, 2016 from http://twitter.com/someecards via IFTTT

Courtney Barnett's Elevator Operator video. One of my favourite things. https://t.co/pfAuCk96N7 — Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) July 11, 2016 from http://twitter.com/neilhimself via IFTTT

Cheeto Hitler https://t.co/Odut35thPR — Mike Monteiro (@monteiro) July 10, 2016 from http://twitter.com/monteiro via IFTTT

Fewer police killed during Obama admin. than any president in our lifetime https://t.co/O5GhXAtZjF #p2 #tcot http://pic.twitter.com/EZwXNUD6JQ — (((R.Saddler))) (@Politics_PR) July 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/Politics_PR via IFTTT

Some law students felt victimized by their professor's Black Lives Matter shirt. Professor's response is legendary: https://t.co/kzej6cmPSa — Alexander Hardy (@chrisalexander_) July 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/chrisalexander_ via IFTTT

The inalienable right to buy snipers' rifles is, of course, a bedrock of any functioning dystopia. — barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) July 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/barneyfarmer via IFTTT

It's interesting to live in a time when the sky's raining shit, and so many people just want to argue about the color of their umbrella. — Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) July 8, 2016 from http://twitter.com/hotdogsladies via IFTTT