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Can someone please tell me who this celeb is? Everyone was asking him for pics and I didn't wanna feel left out http://pic.twitter.com/s67vF5rZKZ — James Malcolm (@DieJamesMalcolm) January 17, 2017 from http://twitter.com/DieJamesMalcolm via IFTTT

When Miley Cyrus gets naked & licks a hammer it's "art" & "music". But when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "have to leave the hardware store". — Circuit Static (@circuitstatic) January 8, 2017 from http://twitter.com/circuitstatic via IFTTT

internet people: 2016 sucked. 2017 will be betterfirst week of 2017: charles manson is out of prison and ethics committees are illegal — drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) January 3, 2017 from http://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste via IFTTT

The bowl names are getting more corporate and obscure, I thought to myself, while watching the Aveeno Therapeutic Shave Gel Bowl. — Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) December 30, 2016 from http://twitter.com/ConanOBrien via IFTTT

(my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside") my son: man, this song is real weirdme: it used to get cold outside — Big Xmas Jeb Lund (@Mobute) December 23, 2016 from http://twitter.com/Mobute via IFTTT

Another short US tour… :) http://pic.twitter.com/4dVaEthscQ — Devin Townsend (@dvntownsend) December 20, 2016 from http://twitter.com/dvntownsend via IFTTT

there is nothing worse than when you are watching a stirring tribute to young Darth Vader and then someone has photoshopped in your mom — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 16, 2016 from http://twitter.com/KyloR3n via IFTTT

So in Trumps America if you burn a flag you should be jailed but if you burn a cross you should be in his administration. Got it. — Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) November 29, 2016 from http://twitter.com/MatthewACherry via IFTTT

He got there with grace, humor & enormous heart. He was, among so many other things, my Shepherd. Raise, appropriately, a glass. Rest, Ron. http://pic.twitter.com/yzPly7TmgE — Joss Whedon (@joss) November 26, 2016 from http://twitter.com/joss via IFTTT