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Don't know your 'Red Right Hand' from your left? Afraid to wander into 'O'Malley's Bar'? Let Clash be your guide… https://t.co/xFtqEys3xz http://pic.twitter.com/GJoucMtSlb — CLASH (@clash_music) March 15, 2017 from http://twitter.com/clash_music via IFTTT

like: people have decided it's easier to remake the entire world rather than convince the president he believes an incorrect thing — Erin ?Gloria? Ryan (@morninggloria) March 15, 2017 from http://twitter.com/morninggloria via IFTTT

Nothing like a friend who's brutally honest… Catch up with #Catastrophe on All 4. http://pic.twitter.com/KIqm15XJIW — Channel 4 (@Channel4) February 27, 2017 from http://twitter.com/Channel4 via IFTTT

https://t.co/l4FYFzKYXfCan this album really be 20 years old this month? Time sure flies! One of my favorites! — Gene Hoglan (@GeneHoglan) February 24, 2017 from http://twitter.com/GeneHoglan via IFTTT

THIS was SUCH a weird role to do. I hope you guys love it. I looooooooved getting to do it. https://t.co/gqO61L3b5M — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 19, 2017 from http://twitter.com/pattonoswalt via IFTTT

On the plus side, I can now get the "enemy of the American People" discount at participating IHOP restaurants. — Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) February 17, 2017 from http://twitter.com/Ihnatko via IFTTT

Turns out that joint was laced with WD-40 and soft serve. They call it Party Breakfast. http://pic.twitter.com/bz0IxDy8ux — Detective Fin (@icetsvu) February 15, 2017 from http://twitter.com/icetsvu via IFTTT

What a flailing, pathetic beta our President is. Stammers and backs down like a caught, 12 year-old shoplifter. https://t.co/AndtKy1Gfp — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 16, 2017 from http://twitter.com/pattonoswalt via IFTTT

TIME’s new cover: Inside Donald Trump's White House chaos https://t.co/hctIFEcOSG http://pic.twitter.com/1hSQNrY6JQ — TIME (@TIME) February 16, 2017 from http://twitter.com/TIME via IFTTT

A wonderful article and reminiscence about Arthur C Clarke and Stanley Kubrick, by Michael Moorcock: https://t.co/nZxiMX043s — Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) February 13, 2017 from http://twitter.com/neilhimself via IFTTT