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What’s Worse than Breeders
The people who encourage them by throwing baby showers. Seriously this woman came in and made me type the shit below. I almost puked, unfortunately I wasn’t the one to take the order otherwise she would have gotten the annoying customer, or standard christian customer Mark-Up. *inversely there is also the hot-chick discount! Pregnoid’s a…
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Grade my Paper
Character Flaws Every character in Shakespeare’s “Hamlet†is somehow wrought with human flaws. They are all individuals in pursuit of one thing or another, and all individuals who seem selfishly involved to the point where their position is weakened. In many cases the outcome is death, for most of the powerful characters are murdered or…
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HA! #33 couldn’t agree more this fucking bitch is UGLY
#33 – Sarah Jessica Parker – Awww, America’s sweetheart. If she lived in Salem present-day, they might dig up some old witch-burning practices. All I’m saying is that she looks like a witch. And not the “sexy†kind gals dress up like on Halloween. She looks like a witch that has flying monkeys and makes…
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Jessica Simpson has a hamberger pussy & asshole
One of my friends is very adamant about this. His theory is that Jessica Simpson although admittedly very beautiful hides a terrible secret. That secret is that her vagina and apparently matching asshole resemble hamburger meat. He goes on to further describe that this is the partly cooked and raw slightly gray, but still bloody…