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I know that the YouTube post are not the most popular, but I will make an exception in this case. Net Neutrality is currently a huge issue that will effect every one who uses the internet. If you are not up to speed on the debate I highly recommend you get with the program. To…

If you don’t know who Keeley Hazell is you are not using the internet correctly. A simple Google search will return over 1 million hits. The british 21 year olds beautiful natural tits have been plastered all over the internet for years now. One fan was kind enough to post a torrent file (12 MB…

Well fuckin’ sorry. I have been really busy and for the most part really drunk. This includes 3 days of boating/tubin/wakeboarding, a pub crawl, and 2 evenings worth of bar visits besides that. The pub crawl was fun. I will try to write more about it later, but the IRS said he would do the…

I needed a water graphic for a new project this afternoon and when I did an archive search for water an old design I did back in September 2003 came up. Based on my obvious anti-religion stance I thought that people would find it funny that I laid out this post card. How could I…

The best fishing term that I have ever herd: “ripping lips” came today from my brother. (pictured below) It is a pretty obvious term, but let me explain for those of you have lived the “sheltered life”. Looking for girls at the bar is often referred to as “trolling” or “fishing”. My brother seems to…

arrived around 2 o’ clock drank grilled swam fished played “goatwhore” (like horse with a basketball) drank more grilled played botchie ball fished drank played spades slept _______ Day 2 breakfast (pancakes and sausage) pulled and tagged photos (iPhoto rulez) drank fished uDaMan had trouble peeing off this boat grilled tried the kyakes (they were…

I think that the annual Cross Lake trip get better every year. This was the first year where I was able to come up for both nights (Friday & Saturday). It was true what they told me the previous two years, “Everyone parties a lot harder on Friday night”. So hard in fact that everyone…

I am waiting for AFB to pick me up and go to Cross Lake for the annual cabin trip. We will consume much booze and I will attempt to jump as much shit as I can. This includes, but is not limited to wakeboarding, jetskiing, off the sailboat, and women. After that it is onto…