Well the competition is tomorrow. What competition you ask? Where the fuck have you been, we have only been talking about it non stop for the past 3 months. Wait you mean there are people who read this blog that don’t travel in my circle of friends? My apologies.

Making a long story short Sasquatch actually convinced a women to marry him. Seriously I got the invite in the mail just today. They even asked me to be part of the ceremony. Yes this is very strange, but not the point. The point is that there are 4 of us getting these uniforms for the event. Said uniforms cost $130 and the event calls for enough of them that one will be FREE. Wait a second who gets the FREE one? Then ladies and gentlemen the infamous Tuxedo Competition is born!

It took us a very long time to come up with the events, and I am not going to explain that process now (it would take all fucking night). What I will do is post the board as it has been drawn up here (PDF Format). I am not sure about the scoring system or the exact details for everything. I know that there will be three times as many spectators as competitors and it should be a lot of fun. Everything here looks pretty normal in the lineup even without explination. The real challenge is the 24. The competition will last 6 hours from 4pm-Midnight tomorrow. In which time each competitor will have to consume 24 total drinks. This can be 24 beers or 24 one oz. shots (no pussy fucking liquor) or a combination of the two. Passing out or failure to complete the 24 by midnight will result in disqualification. During the drinking process we will of course have to compete in the events listed on the PDF.

There will of course be a follow up post to this one with the results and many many excellent pictures. My question to you now is: How does one go about training for this event? Well here is what I did on Tuesday night. Only about a quarter of what I will have to consume tomorrow night.

Is anybody else excited yet?