In 4th grade a rumor spread that Jon Bon Jovi swallowed so much semen he had to go to the hospital and get his stomach pumped. To this day I think of that rumor every time Bon Jovi comes up. At age 9 I didn’t even know what semen was. Now porn has taught me differently. Human beings can swallow a metric shitton of cum and still beg for more.

Maybe Jon bon Jovi just regretted swallowing all that dick juice? His life wasn’t actually in mortal danger because he milked 2 or 3 dozen cocks into his mouth at all. He simply regretted doing it in the 1st place. Puking it up just wouldn’t be good enough. Jon needed it pumped out by a hose in similar fashion to how it was pumped in in the first place?

OK, I wanted to post links to porn girls swallowing shiploads of cum, or that great article where the chick drinks an entire gallon of semen at once. Problem is the internet here is spotty at best. It takes FOREVER to jump around to find just the right link. Maybe someone could post a few good ones in the comments?