Well it is FREE BEER! night so this is appropriate.

Town won’t let unmarried parents live together: “Read full story for latest details.” Holy shit are we going back to the 1920’s or what here? Evicting people who don’t meet “The town’s definition of family”? This has got to be the most ridiculous thing that I have ever herd. I know a lot of people…

In a quick follow up Post to my original pertainly to two drunk fuckers breaking my Towel rack, the Whore has been identified. While cleaning my kitchen, I found, and I am not kidding you, her fucking business card with picture on it. Did this bitch think I was selling my fucking house or what!…

The Question: What is with you and HJ’s… They are way overrated The Answer: The HJ should be talked about to the point where it is acceptable in everyday life. It is so meaningless, but yet so good. I should be able to get one at a restaurant after my meal & before I get…

Thanks to my excellent Fuj Porn Series & Metz Broke J’s Back I got another somewhat confusing request on Friday to Photoshop someone’s head onto the gay cowboys. Billy sent me the following email: “this one will be worth any drink/appitizer of your choice next Tuesday, put our IT guy’s mug on spiderman’s face” This…

The people who encourage them by throwing baby showers. Seriously this woman came in and made me type the shit below. I almost puked, unfortunately I wasn’t the one to take the order otherwise she would have gotten the annoying customer, or standard christian customer Mark-Up. *inversely there is also the hot-chick discount! Pregnoid’s a…

Character Flaws Every character in Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” is somehow wrought with human flaws. They are all individuals in pursuit of one thing or another, and all individuals who seem selfishly involved to the point where their position is weakened. In many cases the outcome is death, for most of the powerful characters are murdered or…

#33 – Sarah Jessica Parker – Awww, America’s sweetheart. If she lived in Salem present-day, they might dig up some old witch-burning practices. All I’m saying is that she looks like a witch. And not the “sexy” kind gals dress up like on Halloween. She looks like a witch that has flying monkeys and makes…

We had the best waiter ever for FREE BEER night at Major’s last night. The guy kept taunting us to drink more and when 6 o’clock rolled around (last call for FREE BEER) he set us up with what is pictured above. Needless to say he got a really good tip.

Sunday 4:35 P.M. My Power goes out. So I decide to take a nap. The alarm clock beeps once at 7:45 to tell me that the power is back on. In the time it takes me to walk from my bed to the pisser to the kitchen the power is back off again. I finish…