{"id":976,"date":"2008-12-17T10:22:28","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T15:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=976"},"modified":"2008-12-17T10:22:28","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T15:22:28","slug":"bacon-scarf-almost-the-perfect-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=976","title":{"rendered":"Bacon Scarf &#8211; Almost The Perfect Gift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/view_listing.php?listing_id=9330217\">Link<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was very excited when I saw this.  Then I saw that it was completely sold out, bummer.  Then I saw the $120 price tag FUCK THAT!!  I though what would be better than wrapping my lady in bacon, but not at that price.  Maybe I try to talk her into wearing some real bacon instead?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link I was very excited when I saw this. Then I saw that it was completely sold out, bummer. Then I saw the $120 price tag FUCK THAT!! I though what would be better than wrapping my lady in bacon, but not at that price. Maybe I try to talk her into wearing some real [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[36],"class_list":["post-976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bacon-food-funny-shit-eat-scarfe"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-fK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}