{"id":946,"date":"2008-12-07T18:27:21","date_gmt":"2008-12-07T23:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=946"},"modified":"2008-12-07T18:30:58","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T23:30:58","slug":"vagina-dentata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=946","title":{"rendered":"Vagina Dentata"},"content":{"rendered":"

I recommended this movie heavily to everyone for about a month after I saw it then forgot about it. Mostly because no body actually listened to me and checked it out. Well now Shelly<\/a> & BroBum<\/a> keep asking for movie recommendations so here it is again. IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MOVIE CHECK IT OUT!! It is absolutely AWESOME on so many levels. I will not go into it you can see what the gay British dude from Channel Flip<\/a> says.<\/p>\n

**OK this dude is not actually gay, but I figured I would just get it out of the way up front before it comes up in the comments.<\/p>\n

Other somewhat obscure titles that I enjoyed. I would give them all AT LEAST 4 Radmachers:
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Fido<\/a><\/strong>
\nA very interesting take on the Zombie genre. Staring Carrie-Anne Moss, you know Neo’s bitch from the Matrix. I have always found her to be SUPER sexy. Didn’t she actually show some side boobe in Red Planet (2000)<\/a>? Another winner in my book.<\/p>\n

Wonderland<\/a><\/strong>
\nLook at this I got from Red Planet starring Val Kilmer<\/a> to Wonderland also starring; well, you get the idea. You might make the same mistake as I did reading the plot summary of this. IT READS PORN ABOUT PORN STAR John Holmes<\/a>, this will contain a lot of depraved fucking & nudity. Well, sorry folks this actually contain (with the exception of the 1st 10 min) NO FUCKING. Instead we get to see Val as at least I like to see him, playing a drug crazed lunatic. Who in this case the character he plays just so happens to have been the most famous PORN star of his generation. Not to go off on another PORN tangent, but this actually turns out to be a very good who done it murder movie. Ramble fuck enough these are supposed to be short & I have 2 more to go.<\/p>\n

Otis<\/a><\/strong>
\nWhat would you do if someone tried to rape fuck your sweet innocent little daughter from Growing Pains<\/a>. Well, she is actually isn’t so sweet & innocent anymore. In fact she takes part in a pretty interesting hjay scene. Another dark comedy that will not disappoint.<\/p>\n

The Assassination of Jessie James by the Coward Robert Ford<\/a><\/strong>
\nTHIS MOVIE WAS FUCKING GREAT!!! If you don’t thing that Clint Eastwood’s Unforgiven<\/a> was one of the greatest movies of the 90’s, don’t even fucking bother. However I did & I loved this movie & have a hard time saying that There Will Be Blood<\/a> or No Country For Old Men<\/a> were better films in 2007 than this one. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I recommended this movie heavily to everyone for about a month after I saw it then forgot about it. Mostly because no body actually listened to me and checked it out. Well now Shelly & BroBum keep asking for movie recommendations so here it is again. IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MOVIE CHECK IT OUT!! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-fg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=946"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":951,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946\/revisions\/951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}