{"id":849,"date":"2008-10-10T18:23:42","date_gmt":"2008-10-10T23:23:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=849"},"modified":"2008-10-10T18:23:47","modified_gmt":"2008-10-10T23:23:47","slug":"my-commitment-to-the-team","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/?p=849","title":{"rendered":"My Commitment To The Team"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: left; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\">\n<a href=\"..\/images\/chicken_costume.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/images\/chicken_costume-t.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>For those of you who are not in the know here is the quick explanation.  Some friends and I are going to play in a Halloween softball tournament a week from Saturday.  The costume idea is the Karate Kid going to the Halloween Costume Dance.  I think my role in this is obvious.<\/p>\n<p>My $18 chicken costume from eBay arrived today.  I was excited about this because we are only 1 week away from the tournament.  Excited that is until I actually put it on.  No the freakin&#8217; bonus coffee cup was no comfort.  This thing looks absolutely ridiculous and rides up my ass something fierce.  It is also very flimsy and will NOT survive the games.<\/p>\n<p>So I am ready to play &#038; by wearing this no one can question my commitment to the team.  How about the rest of you!!!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who are not in the know here is the quick explanation. Some friends and I are going to play in a Halloween softball tournament a week from Saturday. The costume idea is the Karate Kid going to the Halloween Costume Dance. I think my role in this is obvious. My $18 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures","category-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8MZA-dH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=849"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":850,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions\/850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hjays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}